LOL! ok, how about.

" man, i'm really glad i got long hear at the moment, otherwise i would look like a REAL pie boy! "


or how about...

" if these guy think they can move me off the buffet table by standing behind me like that.. they obvious don't know the meaning of all you can eat... "

ooorrrr

" man.... i really can't eat other plate full of these pizza crusts..... BUT I BLOODY WILL TRY!!! "


last one..

" as you can see, the He has now eaten so much that his gravitational pull has taken the poor lady into his orbit... her only chance now is if some one just happened to have a harpoon laying around somewhere... "

ahh, so many....

OOOOHHH +new flash+ , I am arriving on the 14th of feb in sigapore!! going to be there for 1 1/2 weeks before heading over to HK... Lucky i got that flight cause it means that you can pick me up on that evening from the airport ( the 14th... that would be valentine's day) and we call go out for a beer in some sleaky ( as sleaky as singpaore can get) bar some where.... i totally dont mind whats-her-face being there, it will be like old time!! like that song " just the twooo offf ussss" - but with some one to drive us around.... ( slowly).. :D wooohooo. What is your email again? I really need to email you dude, so much been happening. let me know..

t

( mel if you are reading this- of course you know that i didn't mean a word of it...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaa.. 6 weeks baby! best get that red packet ready- cause the only thing i will be packing is citrus!)

"If I stick my fingers down my throat...maybe I can fit more in?!"

Bad taste...

Shame I missed you guys when you were over here...can't believe you were only on the street above as well!?!

I hate exams!

Should we be commenting on the pie munching (or really the meat stuffing) or the bad hair day?!?  Sorry tim!

"i bet i could touch my tonsil but this chicken is in the way"